http://myunwanted.com – This video is our TWILIGHT: NEW MOON fantasy: what if Bella was part Buffy and shredded an epic rock ballad?
The story behind this video is that a while ago we got approached by a young woman who had an idea for a fake engagement ring to ward off douchebags. She asked us to make her a video and we made “Puke In My Mouth” http://youtube.com/watch?v=DJsQcnB6GC0. It was so much fun, we told her we had to make a sequel about Twilight. Hope you guys enjoy – don’t forget to leave a comment and subscribe!
-beau, peter and david
the pantless knights
btw, you can submit your favorite douchebag pick-up lines at http://myunwanted.com and we’ll feature the best ones in this video each week!
CREDITS:
Created by Pantless Knights
Directed by Peter Furia
Produced by Beau Lewis & Peter Furia
Camera by David Fine
Lyrics by Beau Lewis & Peter Furia
Instrumental Produced by Taylor Locke
Vocals by Erica Sunshine Lee
Costumes by Vanessa Johnston
Make-Up by Katie Furia
CAST:
Michelle Nunes as “Bella Swan
Beau Lewis as “Edward Cullen”
Judd Eliasoph as “Jacob Black”
Peter Furia as “Jasper Cullen” and “Felix”
Jay Iyengar as “Laurent”
Debbie Glasband as “Victoria”
Amy Barth as “Biker Vampire”
Arthur Soroken as “Aro”
Noah Lichtenstein as “Caius”
Katie Furia as “Jane”
Christy Von der Ahe as “Alice Cullen”
Finn Kelly as “Carlisle Cullen”
Amanda Boggs as “Esme Cullen”
Andrew Kitchell as “Werewolf #2″
Arjun Banker as “Werewolf #3″
LYRICS:
All alone, oh how things have changed
Edward is gone, but these feelings remain.

Im now, and I have been all along
I ride this bike, and I wear this thong.
Im a cowgirl, on a Vampire I ride,
Unwanted, undead or alive x2
Jake is nice, until he spits his game
All the people I meet, always want to suck my veins,
Can’t they see this Miss is Taken,
my ring sparkles like his face,
Now Ive had enough, its time to rock this place
I’m a cowgirl, on a vampire I ride
Unwanted, undead or alive x2
Ohhhh I ride!!
[Guitar Solo]
I’m a cowgirl, on a vampire I ride
Unwanted, undead or alive
I walk these streets, at the front of a werewolf pack
Eddie’s about to die, and now it’s time to take him back
I’m in Italy, [Awww yeeeaahhh!] Volturi sausage fest
They’re gonna let us go, cuz were not like all the rest.
I’m a cowgirl, on a vampire I ride
Unwanted, undead or alive x3
OFFICIAL VIDEO WEBSITE
http://myunwanted.com
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You can also get the song/album on iTunes – just search for “Unwanted” by Ms. Taken
© Pantless Knights / Seedwell 2009
Contact us at info[at]seedwell.com
Duration : 0:3:50
Your blood is soo …
Your blood is soo delicious looking
Comment by HarunoSakuraXxo — November 3, 2009 @ 4:35 pm
ROTFLMAO Awesome …
Still can’t wait for New Moon though.
ROTFLMAO Awesome vid! Utterly hilarious spoof!
Comment by sassy1988 — November 3, 2009 @ 4:35 pm
ROFL that was …
ROFL that was hilarious!!
Comment by darksoulvamp — November 3, 2009 @ 4:35 pm
2:18 He looks so …
2:18 He looks so funny xD
Comment by Jkbdk — November 3, 2009 @ 4:35 pm
omg i loved this my …
omg i loved this my fave spoof so far lol xxx
Comment by ballyangel — November 3, 2009 @ 4:35 pm
funny.. the singer …
funny.. the singer in this vid is smoking!!
Comment by element01 — November 3, 2009 @ 4:35 pm
lol
lol
Comment by liz1051969 — November 3, 2009 @ 4:35 pm
Even the jay leno …
Even the jay leno show beats New Moon in many, many ways…
*shudder*
Comment by icefire89 — November 3, 2009 @ 4:35 pm
i agree. i think …
i agree. i think the thong part was included cuz in one of the new moon trailers, the first one, when bella is saying “jake run!” when she falls down, in slow-mo, you can see her thong. find it on here, you’ll see it.
Comment by iamforgiven87 — November 3, 2009 @ 4:35 pm
This video beats …
This video beats the real New Moon in many, many ways.
Comment by AinuLaire — November 3, 2009 @ 4:35 pm
LOL
LOL
Comment by morbidcherry — November 3, 2009 @ 4:35 pm
Got bored but then …
Got bored but then the fire and guitar solo made me stay LOL
Comment by Sethistic — November 3, 2009 @ 4:35 pm
Twilight – End of …
Twilight – End of Heartache [HD
Comment by Toolinism — November 3, 2009 @ 4:35 pm
That was really, …
That was really, really funny.
Comment by simplyphp — November 3, 2009 @ 4:35 pm
IM 21 AND WHAT IS …
IM 21 AND WHAT IS THIS SHIT
Comment by Sieuqt — November 3, 2009 @ 4:35 pm
i’m twelve years …
i’m twelve years old and what is this?
Comment by cyrix522 — November 3, 2009 @ 4:35 pm
Omg , are you from …
Omg , are you from Australia ?
Comment by klutzydork1412 — November 3, 2009 @ 4:35 pm
Dugg for cleavage.
Dugg for cleavage.
Comment by banido — November 3, 2009 @ 4:35 pm
I don’t like …
I don’t like Twilight.
I ADORE this video.
Comment by pinkxoxpuff — November 3, 2009 @ 4:35 pm
So funny!!! loved …
So funny!!! loved the twist and how Jake looked….=)
Comment by lovisen36 — November 3, 2009 @ 4:35 pm
jacob looks really …
jacob looks really ungly.
and gross…
Comment by camiheartzacnskating — November 3, 2009 @ 4:35 pm
i find myself very …
i find myself very attracted to that woman
Comment by ryanlovesgrunge — November 3, 2009 @ 4:35 pm
haha…hilarious!!
haha…hilarious!!
Comment by lana1211 — November 3, 2009 @ 4:35 pm
fkn weird but it …
fkn weird but it was funny xD
Comment by obedbc — November 3, 2009 @ 4:35 pm
did anyone actually …
did anyone actually buy the ring??!? this is a commercial for the fake ring! sweet/funny idea, but has onyone here seen it fer real?
Comment by sweetbrownrice — November 3, 2009 @ 4:35 pm